Things to do in an elevator...
Things to do in an elevator...
1. When there's only one other person in the lift, tap them on the shoulder and then pretend it wasn't you.
2. Push the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.
3. Ask if you can push the button for other people, but push the wrong ones.
4. Call the Psychic Hotline from your cell phone and ask if they know what floor your on.
5. Hold the doors open and say your waiting for a friend. After a while, let the doors close, and say, "Hi Greg. How's your day been?"
6. Drop a pen and wait until someone goes to pick it up, then scream, "That's Mine!"
7. Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift.
8. Move your desk into the lift and whenever anyone gets on, ask if they have an appointment.
9. Lay down the twister mat and ask people if they would like to play.
10. Leave a box in the corner, and when someone gets on, ask them if they can hear ticking.
11. Pretend you are a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the passengers.
12. Ask, "Did you feel that?"
13. Stand really close to someone, sniffing them occasionally.
14. When the doors close, announce to the others, "It's okay, don't panic, they open again!"
15. Swat at flies that don't exist.
16. Tell people that you can see their aura.
17. Call out, "Group Hug!” and then enforce it.
18. Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering, "Shut up, all of you just shut up!"
19. Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside, ask, "Got enough air in there?"
20. Stand silently and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off.
21. Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce in horror, "Your One of THEM!" and back away slowly.
22. Wear a puppet on your hand and use it to talk to the other passengers.
23. Listen to the lift walls with your stethoscope.
24. Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
25. Stare, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce, "I have new socks on".
26. Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers, "This is MY personal space!"
Whats your funniest elevator story?
Elevator disco...
http://images2.jokaroo.net/flash/elevatordisco.swf
1. When there's only one other person in the lift, tap them on the shoulder and then pretend it wasn't you.
2. Push the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.
3. Ask if you can push the button for other people, but push the wrong ones.
4. Call the Psychic Hotline from your cell phone and ask if they know what floor your on.
5. Hold the doors open and say your waiting for a friend. After a while, let the doors close, and say, "Hi Greg. How's your day been?"
6. Drop a pen and wait until someone goes to pick it up, then scream, "That's Mine!"
7. Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift.
8. Move your desk into the lift and whenever anyone gets on, ask if they have an appointment.
9. Lay down the twister mat and ask people if they would like to play.
10. Leave a box in the corner, and when someone gets on, ask them if they can hear ticking.
11. Pretend you are a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the passengers.
12. Ask, "Did you feel that?"
13. Stand really close to someone, sniffing them occasionally.
14. When the doors close, announce to the others, "It's okay, don't panic, they open again!"
15. Swat at flies that don't exist.
16. Tell people that you can see their aura.
17. Call out, "Group Hug!” and then enforce it.
18. Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering, "Shut up, all of you just shut up!"
19. Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside, ask, "Got enough air in there?"
20. Stand silently and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off.
21. Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce in horror, "Your One of THEM!" and back away slowly.
22. Wear a puppet on your hand and use it to talk to the other passengers.
23. Listen to the lift walls with your stethoscope.
24. Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
25. Stare, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce, "I have new socks on".
26. Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers, "This is MY personal space!"
Whats your funniest elevator story?
Elevator disco...
http://images2.jokaroo.net/flash/elevatordisco.swf
i laughed so hard reading this. I wish I was one of those funny people who could pull something funny off like that. Maybe I should try. I haven't had any funny friends in a while. I don't' have any funny elevator stories..but I have gotten off too soon while talking to someone and then had to get back on...so that is embarrassing.
Posted by
Motherhood is Here |
3:03 AM EDT
I'm cracking up. That's hilarious. I need to try one of these.
Posted by
Anonymous |
4:50 PM EDT
Umm, while I'm at it : where is CHELE???
Posted by
Anonymous |
6:20 PM EDT
OMG..thanx for the laughs..That was a riot! I'll think I'll try a few and get back to u..lol
Posted by
Heidi |
9:15 PM EDT
Chase,
This post was so cute and funny. Waht a great way to start my Saturday morning!!!!
~Deb
Posted by
Dr. Deb |
8:57 AM EDT
"That was a riot! I'll think I'll try a few and get back to u..lol "
Ok..I spoke to soon...I get on my elevator from the 6th floor wanting to exit at the lobby. Of course i'm in a rush.
Instead, It goes up to the 17th f/n floor! ugh noone was even there..ok this was not funny..Don't ya hate when that happens? Which one of u guys pressed the button ? ;) lol
Posted by
Heidi |
9:17 AM EST
Anytime you go to the hospital and you meet some horrible, demanding woman/man who isn't actually there for treatment, press all of the buttons and get off. :)
My best/only elevator story involves a lot of silly string and a large misunderstanding on the part of mall security....*shifts eyes around*...Star and I were in an elevator in Jackson Square...only has two floors...but she leans over to whisper something in my ear and basically sprays a whole can of silly string into my ear (I'm still finding stuff, it messes with my brain) and takes the letter I had in my hand. I get really angry, so I attack her and try to get it. (She put it in her bra) and thats when the elevator opens and the mall security is standing there. This is what they see: Me, on top of Starshine, with my hand down her shirt, white, sticky stuff everywhere and I'm looking pretty angry.
Phew...took three days to get that one sorted out. :p
Posted by
Mr. Death |
5:30 PM EST
what's funny @ eye... is that there are surveillance camera's in the elevator... and they watch you when you're tryna fan the odor away. LMAOOOOOOOOO....
caught on video!!
Posted by
NeenaLove |
11:56 PM EST
Hey Chase,
Wanted to wish you and your daughter a Happy Halloween.
xo,
Deb
Posted by
Dr. Deb |
4:11 PM EST
hysterical! I reposted the list as a bulletin on MySpace--the perfect antidote to the lameness I see there! You rock, Chase!
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