Strange Days

Here's what my fortune cookie said (you knew this was coming)...

Ok wait...First of all my fortune cookie had TWO fortunes in it. Does that mean I'm twice as lucky or each fortune is only half as lucky? hmmmm.

1. Your home is a pleasant place from which you draw happiness.

ok. I guess.

I mean, I do draw in my home...But I would be much happier if I had a room I could paint in. (lol) But seriously, I do draw happiness from my home...Who doesn't? It's where all of your shit is...The shit that makes you happy. Right? I mean, I'm not happy about the rent I have to pay. I'm not happy with the space....nevermind, just forget it. Next.

2. From now on your kindness will lead you to success.

ok. They actually had the nerve to put a friggin smiley face after that.

Lets ponder that one...I like the use of the phrase "from now on" aptly indicating that in the past, my kindness has been taken for weakness, and I've gotten TOTALLY FUCKED OVER a gazillion times for being nice.

So just when I've somewhat decided that I need to be more of a bitch and less "kind" to mf's, fate decides to tell me that "from now on" my kindness will lead me to success.

*sigh* Fortune cookies really blow.

good night.