So I was minding my own business...doing some work, going thru emails. When my stomach growled. Since I'm in the middle of something I grabbed the closest thing. A fortune cookie from last nights dinner.
Fortune: "If your desires are not extravagant they will be granted"
What the hell does that mean? Wish for a house, just don't wish for a mansion? Wish for a car, just don't let it be a Benz or a Jag?
Personally I dont think I've had a lot of extravagant desires....I'd like to get a house....at least 3 or 4 bedrooms..is that too extravagant? I'd love to have a jeep..mainly for the space....too extravagant? I love my Millenia, but its got NO space for much of anything, the spare takes up most of the trunk.
Like I said before. fortune cookies blow. It didnt even taste all that good.
Fortune: "If your desires are not extravagant they will be granted"
What the hell does that mean? Wish for a house, just don't wish for a mansion? Wish for a car, just don't let it be a Benz or a Jag?
Personally I dont think I've had a lot of extravagant desires....I'd like to get a house....at least 3 or 4 bedrooms..is that too extravagant? I'd love to have a jeep..mainly for the space....too extravagant? I love my Millenia, but its got NO space for much of anything, the spare takes up most of the trunk.
Like I said before. fortune cookies blow. It didnt even taste all that good.
I was in a restaurant once, I opened my cookie, and it said "that dude over there is going to kill you" but we were in the middle of the restaurant there were people everywhere, so I had no idea who it was. I just started screaming "over there! , over there! , over there! , over there! , over there! , over there!"
We didn't have a second date, you would think she would be more understanding.
OMG - I am sick! :o
Posted by
TW |
8:29 PM EDT
That's amazing.
My mother and I were in a Chinese restaurant a few years ago and I got a fortune cookie that said "A dream might come true."
How reassuring is that?
I could BE IN the fortune cookie business, because they're getting vaguer and vaguer. Obviously not-so extravagant desires will be granted, because they're NOT extravagant!
Wish for anything you want and get it, just to spite the fortune cookie. They may be sweet, but they are not always right.
--Johnny
;)
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Mr. Death |
7:25 PM EST
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